Its coming…

For all my two to three fans out there who have been suffering from severe withdrawals due to my lack of blogging, brace yourselves.  For soon, your world will be rocked to its deepest core when, from the depths of my being, I produce the most earth-shaking, mind-bending, scuba gear-extracting, coma-inducing blog post that has ever been conceived of by the mind of a man.  You won’t know when it will appear, nor will you know what it will look like, but trust me, you’ll know it when you see it.